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I call Jordan Peterson, Jimber, Gunderson, and it’s not to mock him. I would never moc
k anyone. First of all, it’s kind of like, okay, like in a lot of shows you’ll see, like, they’re like making reference to MacGyver. My name is MacGyver, but in the show, they’re called mcgrubner and have a funny thing.
00:48
They’re not mocking him. He’s a character in The Simpson. So, my Memoirs, everybody has plenty of names like that, like Sawyer, does in Lost. She gives every nicknames, partly because the people are one of the people are amalgamations of multiple people, so they have different. Into my car anyway.
01:02
Gunderson Gilbert Gunderson, I say, username jibber to be funny because he goes on and on and on. I love listening to the guy, but it’s all echoes down the hallway. Mental speculation about stuff it’s way, way far down the hallway compared to like somebody who’s having a direct experience of God bought the yoga simple and obvious kind of stuff.
01:20
We’re going to talk all about science, God, personal Consciousness, but then you’ll get so far down the hall, which they’re throwing a hot dog on the hallway, right? That’s what they say. It’s, like, sleep with more. This is a rude one, but to sleep with some. Undesirable woman. They say it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hole with, well, in yoga, we say the same thing.
01:39
It’s all Echoes down the hallway, and it’s all being filtered through Yongy and Mark. Well, who knows, the point is. I personally, really, like Jordan Peterson. My life has been benefited by him. I went back and got an associate’s degree at the age of almost 50, you know, I already had the heroic life long fluid lifestyle long before Jordan Peterson came along.
01:58
But in terms of actual, just, you know, getting certificates and whatnot. Got a yellow ball very proud of in Taekwondo, you know, I? I finished up my associate’s degree in a legitimate way with my stuff, the University of Africa, some of that kind of stuff. As an adult. I was very inspired, so one of the things that people are going to find out over the course of.
02:17
Me a little bit about Dr davasu, who’s an MD, who’s my teacher, who you know, my, he’s a he’s? Uh, well, the point I’m making right now. Here’s my teacher at the non-school in rishikish, but he’s also an MD and, um, with authentic, you know, experience of this stuff, and so one of the things I’m going to actually do in a very legitimate way.
02:36
I have this parasocial relationship, Etc. I’m not trying to say or interact personally with with Mr Peters or anything like that, but on a different level on an actual individual level. We are going to extend the invitation because I do know. This from the bottom of my heart that my understanding just from what my parasocial stuff is who I’m familiar with.
02:57
There’s only two of them, really. Michaela and Mr Peterson, and they have catastrophic health problems in their bodies. Okay, and I’m not judging that. I am going to say, though, is I would give him the very bottom of my heart. We’ll extend the invitation that if either one of them were interested.
03:15
Through what we’re going to with with it with the with the yoga. Be basically going to say, what is yoga? It’s a way for me to feel better. We’re going to talk about yoga in a very authentic way that the problems that you’re experiencing your body will clear up 100.
03:29
My personal guarantee that that will happen and what I would invite anyone to do is look at a video of Dr javasu, you can look at videos of me too. But Dr jabasa, who’s like mid-70s, uh, and he’s he’s not like one of these clowns with, you know, the?
03:49
Or something, this authentic guy from rishikish was my personal teacher and friend and Mentor. And if you look at him? Just aesthetically. Don’t even listen to what he’s saying right off the bat. Just look at him aesthetically. He is a beautiful human being. Exemplar for Humanity of how to be 100% healthy in your in your in your emotions in your mind in your intellect, you know, in your physical body because you know, we talk all about all about Kundalini, but from from a medical perspective, Kundalini is a life force.
04:23
Okay, it’s not some abstract thing. It’s all about higher Consciousness, and you know, creativity and stuff, but on the different level grounded reality. It’s a life force.
04:34
That it’s intelligent, and it’s expressing itself biologically. So, for example, the easy way, think of it, imagine there’s a little spark of Kundalini. It’s called like a swarm and an a that will manifest for you an entirely new universe. Central nervous system, this miraculous way you don’t understand it, just spark of it.
04:51
So, which is creative intelligence, that’s the creative intelligence is actually creating actual things like the universe, but in this context, it’s creating your body biology. If there’s an intelligence there, the only problem is not that intelligent. It’s just his skin block.
05:08
You’ll be hearing you fall about that, basically, that a lot of that has to do with. Just unleashing the life force in yourself. And again, I’m not judging. I like ketosis as well, but I cycle into Narcosis for fun. Some of this stuff that you know it’s catastrophic failures in the human life will resolve all that.
05:27
I say that from the bottom of my heart, not to sit here and try. Try to, you know, do the wrong. Just that invitation and talk about that more later too. For anybody, those two in particular, come on, Peterson Academy right now. Somebody might hear this podcast. We have a way to make your body.
05:45
Yoga online. I’ll put all flourish, flourish, and you’ll be more than happy to eat carbohydrates and berries and the whole Spectrum go in and out, he said. Whatever you want to do, it’s all fine. We’re very blessed to have world of abundance, but we all have access to food more than we could ever imagine in the very minimal of winter time, even as fresh Spirit.
06:05
What I’m making is, I get the whole, you know, carnivore things fine, great. But you’re not really mental to that. There’s no reason to have, you know, different types of, you know, with?
06:18
Go through this catastrophic coma induction. I’m not judging, just make observation. I’ve never seen that Dr Peterson and excuse me, Dr javasa would never do. We’re not judging, we’re just making statements guarantee all that will be easily resolved. Okay with the stuff that we’ve had, so that’s just something that we’re going to be offering.
06:38
I’m gonna get going some of this, but I’m going to tell one more thing before I shout out here about about parasocial relationship. So, anyway, I like, Tesla. Like, obviously, you know, my background is in closed loop control systems and spinormometer firmware. It’s at or systems integration, but never done everything.
06:51
It’s fine, not bragging. What am I saying so? I left Teslas. Can I sit here listening to Elon Musk. I like Elon Musk. How could you not like him? So many interesting things. Here are social hearing who the fuck. I want to know it’s fine. He helped me in life.
07:05
He doesn’t have to know me. I drive in his specialist.
07:12
Then the wine testing the dynamometers for his for his Tesla plant in Fremont just briefly and tell his story. So I’m the guy. There’s no one else. I’m the guy that does all that the firmware for that. We ship it million dollars. Next thing, you know? The whole production line’s done one day out very free money, so they Bend, who knows, gotta get that there.
07:31
It’s myself get out there just recently when he let me in the building. I’m gonna put pictures involved. It wouldn’t let me in the building because I have no shoes on. I’m half drunk, like, literally hung over. I’m out there watching basketball game at the time, whatever night before.
07:44
So, like I can’t get in there, the big thing. Next thing you know, all these guys come running out into the lobby, where the security checkpoint is, where’s Dan? Where’s the Batman rush me in there?
07:59
Mirror, go through the whole thing, have no shoes on. Go through the production line and finally in the line part. We have all these dinos, and they’re not working. The problem is, it’s stopping the production line at the very last step, which is like a basically like a like an A or B type of thing, and it means like either the car is basically more or less going to proceed, or it has to go get red tagged and more.
08:18
Manual stuff is going to get done trying to test the brakes at that point. Just can we accelerate this drivetrain really hard. It can use a dynamometer to test and put load on that does brakes work.
08:33
Why am I telling all this? I’m talking to this guy, and I’m like asking him about Elon Musk, he personally, you know, we’re staying there. I’m like, what do you think about? You know, I’m a Humana. He’s, like, oh my God, I love you. I’m lost. Like, what do you mean?
08:43
He’s, like, well, that’s where he slapped. What do you mean, I said, right there, where he would sleep for, like, two hours a little freaking bad next to where we’re standing, and it’s production like he’s out there. He’s, like, he’s like alligator, the Great leaving from the front line.
08:54
Okay, I get it fucking. Awesome. He did all that. You. I just explained to these guys. This dynamometers retardedly complicated. We’ll go through it, but you can understand in a simple way just in terms of a percentage like, we have 100 braking Force. We can have one percent. We have 10, 50.
09:11
All this complicated stuff, but it’s going to boil down to this braking force, so I go through how these guys can actually accomplish what they’re trying to accomplish with the dynamometer, just in a real simple way, because I understand it. So happy with me. They’re jumping up and out.
09:24
Everything’s fine. The guy took me on like this test drive. Where’s the Tesla? After that, we call a lot wide open throttle, bringing like a roller coaster, accelerating it throw. It’s fine all this stuff, and I get all that. I had nothing to do with Elon Musk, but just the way that the world is parasocial stuff.
09:39
The different people are interacting, you know, and I’ll give you the final thing about that. Why am I telling you all this about? This stuff is because, like with Michael Jordan, saying, what worship Michael Jordan, obviously my whole life and growing up show up in Chicago?
09:56
Bar, whatever in Chicago. He owns it instead of drunk with the bartender talking, and I asked him like, what do you guys think about Michael Jordan, like, oh my God, he’s such a dick, blah, blah, blah. He hates when he comes here, and like, they’re kind of kidding, but they’re not kidding.
10:09
He’s an asshole, can’t? You can’t do it. What’s cool about about my stuff is a lot of people have this parasocial stuff. You know that I’ve had over. I’ll talk about other stuff, but in some certain people, you also can do it on the personal level you’d like to finish this out.
10:24
We’ll talk about this more later, but when it does come to health problems, of course, I’m very compassionate. I’m not an MD, I’m a yoga future, but but the other guy literally isn’t. MD and my yoga teacher and we will tell you that we can definitely help your body.
10:40
My all this stuff, but just your physical body. Get the life force Unleashed in you and the good news about that Kundalini stuff is. It’s true on all the levels, but it’ll help you become smarter, and you know, more creative and nice, and stuff like that all that compassion.
10:54
But in addition to all that. A very fundamental level, biological level. It’ll get to life force Unleashed in your body. Your body will become for issue. So, anyway, I wanted to mention all that, and this is, I’m posting a bunch of, you know, a bunch of stuff here, and I’m going to menstrual that out there, and I’ll talk about some of that in a lot more detail later on, but Finishing up.
11:16
I’m gonna post this on my blog. I mean, on my my new podcast, and uh, and I’ll throw it up here on Peterson Academy, because good news. I love Peterson Academy. That’s why I’m doing this. I’m demonstrating from all this stuff. I really like it, but I got off of social media over the years and hadn’t had a vlog in a long time and everything.
11:31
It’s fine, but nowadays I actually do like the quad on Peterson Academy, because there’s so many smart people there, and it’s kind of, like, we’re paying all the money from this Academy is freaking awesome thing, and eventually my opinion is that we’ll do a course if interested at.
11:49
Yoga teachings. Between a few of us, but but if.
12:00
Stuff on the quad it because I’m already interacting with people, and I love it because it’s a little social media. Self-selected people that are really smart, willing to pay for this Academy, and then. So, the dialogue I’m having is awesome, and I post a little bit of stuff already, you know about about seeing my stuff with my book.
12:16
I’m having published a Bach in the mirror, got a lot of good feedback this musical guy. Forget you guys names when I’m watching his stuff. You know, like the life of Bach and whatnot. It’s good, it’s good. I like it, and I’m interacting with some cool people. My own edition of the Bob two-part inventions was, you know?
12:35
Going through it. So, it’s awesome, and I’m going to post some stuff. And one thing I’m doing is, uh, is that, you know, with my podcast. I’m gonna start talking about some of this, and uh, I’m hoping it’ll meet some people who are interested in it. What I tell people in a simple ways, like, like, what is yoga?
12:49
That’s funny question, right? But I always say it like this yoga is a way for you to feel better if you could argue with that. So, anyway, love you guys. Take care! Hurry, Christian! Have a nice day! God bless, and I will see you guys on the next episode, bye!